Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In June, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon sunspiral (65 points). In September, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In October, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). Yesterday, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). Last week, I fed blue_flame_girl to a Shoggoth (250 points). In July, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).
In short, I have been very good (330 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant, mrpet
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